An alien grey molested me last 4th of July
As the lights went dim, my girl turned in
A simple man, they call me Jim
Rolled to my side
Swatted a nasty fly, but the bed bugs lie on my thigh
An alien grey pounced upon me
"Your sins are 7 fold! Your heart must be taken now!"
I screamed in shock and reached for my glock
But my girl just slept with that stupid pout
"What are you? Why me!?"
"No time for your petty talk. It's either your heart
right now or you come with me for a prostate date..."
"What does that even mean?"
"Your heart now or a sexy prostate date..."
I shrugged and took his arm
An alien grey transported me, far beyond this Milky Way
In seconds flat, there were more of his
Eyeing me and smelling of day old urine
I about passed out but he shocked me up
With a passive touch from his bony thumb
"Loads of cum you'll suckle yet, for you have sinned times 7 fold!"
"I'm unsure of the meaning yet?"
"Zimbron take this one to his holding pen."
Several others chuckled hard and it sounded like tortured honey bees
Maybe I'm really one of them? Hiding all along in human skin?
But now! I'm back under the covers of my suburbian bed!?
What happened?
My throat is dry, but my butt feels fine
An alien took me to some holding pen
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